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Pimple Planet Slang Glossary of Terms
- Juicer: –noun - a big pimple or cyst usually petruding from the skin ripe with fresh puss.
Example: Bro you got a huge juicer on your face that's ready to be juiced!
- Pizza Face: –noun, adjective - when ones face typically looks like the white, saucey, and bubbling cheese on a greasy slice of pizza.
Example: "That fool's face looks like a straight piece of pizza!" or "That guy is so cute... too bad he is a pizza face!!"
- Acne Beard: –noun - Man or a woman with a beard not of facial hair, but rather a bunch of gross, pimples where the facial hair would normally be growing. A bunch of festering, juicers that conectively growing in the chin and jaw area.
- Double Juice,er,ed: –noun, adjective, verb - When you think you've gotten all the juice out of a pimple, but then even more cream cheese comes out of an equal or greater amount usually suprising the pimple popper.
- Crackle,er,ed: –noun, adjective, verb - When popping a pimple, usually ones with high pressure, you can actually here the skin ripping and tearing, which makes a crackling sound.
- The Never Ending Story: The zit or pimple that just keeps on coming back, no matter how many times you popped it.
- The 3rd Eye: When you wake up in the morning to find that you have a huge, swollen pimple petruding from right in the middle of your forehead or in between your eyebrows.
- The Pinocchio: When a tiny zit forms on the tip of the nose, but grows 4-8 times bigger overnight and leaves everyone staring at your nose until it deflates sometime after.
- The Rambo: When a pimple squirts or explodes onto the mirror leaving a large radius of blood and white chunks on it.
- Crater Face: When one's face has been ravaged by bad acne for years that it resembles the surface of the moon, or a battlefield constantly bombarded with massive amounts of artillery.
- Galaxy Face: When one's pimples resemble certain star constellations like, Orion's Belt, or The Big Dipper/Little Dipper etc. and you can actually play connect the dots.
- The Pulsator: When someone has a pimple so big, and so swollen full of juice that if you look hard enough you can literally see it pulsating. Just watch out, when he or she smiles the thing is gonna blow!
- Fossil Seed: A dry pimple seed so old and aged it has actually become fossilized. Fossil seeds are typically a sickly yellow color and are atrophied when they are excavated. In addition, there is virtually no "juice"or puss blast accompanying a fossil seed, as they are old, lifeless and dead seeds.
- Double Crackler Seed: A pimple extraction that makes not one, but two audible crackling pops as the seed(s) rips through the skin during the extraction process. Double Crackler seeds are typically "shooters" - having long range momentum and speed. It is not unusual for a Double Crackler seed to send up on the mirror, usually in one piece.
- Hair Seed: A stubborn pimple seed that has a fine hair embedded at it's tip. Did the pimple grow around the hair or did the hair grow out of the pimple? One of life's mysteries!
- Necne: Acne of the neck region.
- Butne: butt acne.
- Bacne: Zits on a person's back
- Seed:
- Hair Seed:
- Pizza-Toppings:
- Oozies:
- Shirt Sleeve Wipers:
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